So?Hav u all sumbited ur income tax? My dad remind me everyday to submit this but the problem is i dun hav my pin no. Hav 2 go the nearest office to get one. Lucky me, I hv fren that hv fren in LHDN. GAve his no n then called him 4 help. N then..he asked 4 my phone no (mentang2 la dia yg tlg). SO gave him..as a fren2 bole la ye!!!
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SABAH STORY (COPY FROM FRENSTER BULLETIN)
Lucu la korang describe sabah:
1) Tinggal atas pokok
2) Naik bot pergi KL
3) Tidur di rumah panjang
4) Sumpit~sumpit and sumpit
5) Orang asli
6) Orang INDON
7) Masih tinggal dalam hutan
tapi tak pa...... we're not blame on
you... we blame
on the TV commercial.. asal cuti2x
malaysia punya
iklan..kompem kalo describe sabah,
orang
utan,gunung kinabalu, rumah
panjang...besa la tu...
aku explain la...member2x aku di KL
mungkin dah tahu la.....
i explain one by one k?
1) Di sabah, sepa yang tinggal atas
pokok kira antara orang kaya...becoz
hanya resort2x je yang buat rumah atas
pokok..
2) Now, there's a low cost air travel
by
air asia.... so,kitorang guna airplane
la instead of boat.... and yes, sepa
yang naik boat kira kaya juga..sebab
hanya luxury boat (star cruise etc) ja
yang menyediakan package pg semenanjung
guna boat
3) Sekarang rumah panjang telah
di'up'kan dengan pelbagai kemudahan
seperti astro and kelengkapan pekakas
elektrik yang lain. Dan sesiapa tidur
di
rumah panjang (genuine) kira kaya la
juga, 1 nite maybe around rm
50++.......becoz it's now become one of
the heritage site of the world and also
under malaysia tourism project.
4)Sumpit. ermm...ni pun kira kaya dan
berpengaruh punya benda ni. sesiapa ada
kira berpengaruh la.... belongs to
nobel
generation, the warrior..... dan
sumpit sudah di patenkan sebagai akta
senjata merbahaya...so, perlukan
lesen... anda boleh dapatkan replika
sumpit dengan harga RM100++........
only
replika......
5) Ermm kalo pasal orang asli... bukan
orang asli..orang pelbagai kaum.. yeah
we proud that we have a lot of races
and
can see a lot of different faces ....
and if you lucky, you can see someone
like japan or korean....becoz races in
kadazan community are called
malay-polynisian.. which means, the
faces are similar with the look of
mongol and northern china..... this
fact
i'm 100% sure rite!! and FYI- there's a
place where u can see a lot of big
boing2x girls and Ara or maria ozawa
looking girls in sabah....hehehe!!
6) Ini korang cuba buka buku sejarah
balik la.. c'mon man..the truth is,
your
great great great ancestor also indon
rite...??like parameswara?? the REAL
malaysian people are those who call
themself Penan, orang laut, and even
more that still leave in a jungle ( i
know this fact when i watch discovery
channel,correct me if i'm wrong)...am i
rite??But maybe, we have a lot of
influence by indon like the music our
papa used to hear..... mungkin
percakapan kami sama..sebab penah
sekali
aku tegur taxi driver..sebab slang kami
sama (time di KL) sekali rupanya dia
berasal dari indon..so we realize our
slang is same....
but we are not indon!! kalo misalnya
kami keluar dari malaysia, dan masuk
indon...korang tanya la our great prime
minister apa akan terjadi...yang
penting
malaysia rugi besar beb.Why? panjang
cerita.
8) Ooooho...sepa tinggal dalam hutan
kena tangkap la bro...sebab our forest
are well recognize by the tourist as
the
one of the virgin, undisturbed forest
in the world. so, hutan kitorang ni
harta, bukan harta negeri sabah atau
malaysia... tapi DUNIA.....so, kalo
berani juga tinggal, korang akan di
tuduh mencemarkan ke'virginan'
hutan.......besar kemungkinan tourist
akan sebar blog dalam internet jgn
pergi
Malaysia khusunya Sabah...so, sepa juga
rugi? sama2x rugi.
this is REAL fact i gather from the
internet and astro....hehehe~~~ ni khas
kepada korang yang maC belum tahu
lagi... if you don't believe it, let's
see it by yourself. ada tambang murah ,
promotion by air asia........
resepi mudah ayam masak butter
4 years ago
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